Off the Road
Home again. The end is near. To our trip, I mean. The end of the world is still a ways off. I give it another 500 years or so until the dinosaurs wake up. Then we’re screwed. Wife and I have been...
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Artist rendering. Are you sitting down? Because what I am about to tell you will blow your mind. In the likely event that you haven’t been following this little endeavor of mine from the beginning,...
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“At least they’re feeding us.” Quiet on the set! Is everyone in their places? You, by the beans, you’re ruining my shot. Do we have someone capable on pyrotechnics? I don’t want a repeat of what...
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“Would you like to hear our specials? Or perhaps I can show you how to eat with a fork.” Are we human? Or are we parents? According to Brandon Flowers of the Killers fame, we might even be dancer. But...
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“The rubber chicken short sheet surprise is my signature maid prank.” Our prayers have been answered. The product that billions of parents have been waiting for since the dawn of time is finally here....
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